I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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