You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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