have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this beer tastes like vomit already
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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