just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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