Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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