Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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