She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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