Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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