Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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