I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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