i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
porn star boner night. come get it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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