I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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