We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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