Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
