She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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