Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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