is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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