just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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