I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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