you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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