he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Randomize
