Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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