Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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