how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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