you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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