Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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