I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
This baby is an asshole
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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