did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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