My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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