Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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