nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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