i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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