Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
