forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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