It's just like the Real World with babies
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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