I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I understand Curling. That high.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dicks are not precious.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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