You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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