I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
