watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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