Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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