Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
