D3 body, D1 cock
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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