it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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