Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????

(313): View more from Michigan

Honestly.

(313): View more from Michigan

Don't say a word.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you want the good news or bad news first?

(678): View more from Georgia

bad news

(205): View more from Alabama

The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(903): View more from Texas

best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service

(774): View more from Massachusetts

hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.

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