just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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