I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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