There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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