Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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