We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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