Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
