You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I look better un-naked...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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