Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My vagina is very pro this idea
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