the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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