Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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