A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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