what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
