I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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